Might I suggest a new strategy?

Let the Wookie Win.

A Halloween Joke I read on the Wrapper of a Laffy Taffy

"Why don't monsters eat clowns?"

Alright, let's just stop right there. I cannot think of a more scary or disturbing image than a monster eating or not eating clowns. Wow, years of therapy undone in a blinding flash of confectionary anarchy.

The answer of course is "They taste funny."